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My top picks for the Nobel Peace Prize

1.  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, for not really meaning it when he threatened genocide against Jews.  Everyone in the U.N. Security council knows he’s only kidding.

2.  Barack Obama, who deserves a second Nobel Peace Prize every bit as much as he deserved the first one.

3.  John Galvin, acting head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, because if Al Gore got one for the politicized junk science behind global warming, then Galvin should get one for the same thing underlying the latest unemployment numbers.

4.  Bashar al-Assad, for being a western-educated eye doctor with a pretty wife (and waging a war to save Syria).

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